• I'm on a quick skiing vacation in Whistler with Calvin. It's amazing. Beautiful and spacious. Most of the courses are totally empty. The lift wait times are about 30 seconds.
  • However, my arrival was stressful. Apparently you're supposed to know the details of your trip. Oops.
  • Customs agent: Can I see your passport?
  • David: Sure.
  • Customs agent: What will you be doing in Canada?
  • David: Skiing.
  • Customs agent: Where are you staying?
  • David: I don't know the hotel name.
  • Customs agent: Who are you going with?
  • David: My friend.
  • Customs agent: Where does he live?
  • David: I don't know.
  • Customs agent: Is he Canadian?
  • David: No.
  • Customs agent: Does he live in Canada?
  • David: Yes.
  • Customs agent: Where?
  • David: I don't know.
  • Customs agent: What does he do?
  • David: I think he's a student.
  • Customs agent: ...
  • David: Am I being too vague?
  • Customs agent: YES.
  • David: Sorry.
  • Customs agent: *Stamp* Be prepared next time.